Review

Well, how can I put this. My prediction was absolutely wrong. Throughout Episodes 1, 2 and 3, I realized the differences to the original movie were so different in so many ways. Well, for a start, Jane (Anakin) didn't age fast like in the original, and the only reason Pokme (Padme) marries him is because the Emperor persuades her to do it so she will understand the "secrets of the universe". And apart from that, there were so many other changes I can't list them here. A while ago, I was suddenly transported to a galaxy far,far away, and I met Jane Seespotrun, before he had become Dark Father. So, I got to do a little interview with him. Me: So, Jane, have you ever wondered why you have such a girly name? Jane: (fumes) I do NOT! Well, maybe, a little... I guess... but let's say I do, for the sake of argument, I do have a girly name, my mother would have given it to me because she was angry because SHE has a boy's name (Dick), and she wanted me to feel the same. Sucks, huh? Me: Yeah. Unlucky. Anyway, onto the second question. You were trained as a Jobbi when you were very young. You were taken from your mother, and I believe she said, "Oh, well. Easy come, easy go." Now that you're older, do you feel any resentment towards the Jobbi or your mother? Jane: That's what she said, huh? Oh well. I don't mind though. I mean, if she hadn't let me go with the Jobbi to be trained, then i would never have reached the same stage I am now, and I would have been pram racing my entire life. Me: Good to know you don't hold grudges. Anyway now for - Jane: (Interrupts) Can I go now? 'Cos I paused Zombie Blaster on the Nanogameboyadvancedthreetimesover and if I leave it for too long then it might crash or freeze, and I haven't saved! Me: Uh.... I guess you could play while I interview you? Jane: Cool! (rushes to get his Nanogameboyadvancedthreetimesover then gets back) OK, let's do this! Me: OK. Now we can on with it. When was the first time you realized that you were a //complete// idiot? Jane: (Playing Zombie Blaster and isn't really paying attention) Oh, y'know, um, when I was like six or seven. Me: Right. So, do you like Space-cricket? Jane: Yeah. Me: Um... do you like... video games (I think I know the answer to that)? Jane: Oh, YES! Me: Can I have 5 bucks? Jane: Na. Me: Dammit. Oh, well that's all I have time for. Gotta get back to my galaxy before it's too late. Jane: Yeah cool. Me: Yeah, goodbye to you to. END OF INTERVIEW //Star Warped// had pretty good figurative language etc. but when you think about it, I don't think the author was aiming on that front so much. This book is a parody, a comical twist, a good laugh for Star Wars fans, haters, or just people who haven't seen it. Sometimes chapters purposely have no language for example a chapter in Episode 1 that's only one paragraph long. Basically, all it says is "Dark Mole was defeated by the Jobbis". And that was obviously meant as a joke.